A MySpace blogger has posted a series of jokes that play on clicker training ... and then others started chiming in.
Do you know what we call clicker training when:
You're under the influence of alcohol?
Liquor trainingWhen a husband and wife both come to class?
Bicker trainingWhen they bring their horse with them?
Flicker trainingWhen they wear short pants???
Knicker trainingWhen they're from the big city?
Slicker trainingWhen they eat candy bars during class?
Snicker training
So it got me thinking ... Heard any good clicker training jokes lately?
A Nose
If you don't have a tissue you may have to revert to picker training.
ROTFLOL!
aarrghh
it is contagious:
if you are out to pick apples you might need picker-training
and the bishop might have to do some vicar-training
no, that was awful
Christina
ouch! more!
And when your clicker-savvy dog shapes very rapidly, it's quicker training! That's good when you're under a deadline -- clock-ticker training.
Okay, I've reached abominable. Got to go train a dog....tgr
Laura &
oh, and I can't stop....
I watched a movie the other night about a football coach, and the scene where he was instructing a team member really bothered me from a behavior perspective. (Too much analysis training!) The criteria wasn't clearly stated, there was lumping instead of splitting, etc. So that was a case of poorly-done kicker training.
Laura &
Flicker?
I would think Flickr training is when they post photos online. Training a horse is obviously nicker training. :-)
Laura &